Showing posts with label M.I.A.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label M.I.A.. Show all posts

2.11.2009

MIDGET SWAGGER//

Lord, as if I couldn't hate Lil' Wayne enough, he had the nerve to put his pudgy, creepy, munchkin sized hands on M.I.A.'s precious stomach.


Imagine him in the picture at the right (with his autotuned voice & disturbing chuckle) playing a modern day version of the Leprauchaun.

I just got the goosebumps.

CALL FOR ACTION//

Apparently the recession took its toll - did anyone see the drab fashion at the Grammy's?

A few (keyword: FEW) favorites
  1. Kim Kardashian (a different hairstyle would have been better)
  2. Katy Perry
  3. M.I.A. (Yes, ridiculous, but clearly it's what her persona is all about)
  4. Ne-Yo (Congrats for not wearing the typical, boring ass tuxedo)
  5. Taylor Swift (Don't care for her music, but it was simple and classic)
  6. Jennifer Hudson (Three different palettes + three different textures = Perfect)
  7. Simon Baker (Ultimate cool, especially with the shades)

    Who the hell let Bai Ling & Kimberly Caldwell in?
    Love Duffy, but not the grandma gown.
    (Cue in Beyoncé to instill some confidence.)


(I think I'll keep my mouth shut about Rihanna & Chris Brown. After all, I'm three days late on reporting the news and everyone is sick of hearing about it. Chris Brown's a dick for beating up such a pretty girl, or frankly, a woman in general.)