Showing posts with label Tyra Banks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tyra Banks. Show all posts

3.09.2009

BANKS, NOT LLOYD//


So I'm pretty much hooked on the Yahoo! start page on my cousin's computer.

I know that there is always something I'm going to love reading.

I was so surprised by this article and the headline that accompanied it.

"Tyra's True Confession,"

"The dynamic ex-supermodel has built a media empire, but one person still makes her jealous..."

I was sure that this answer was a given - Beyoncé - like, hello, she is always talking about her, always featuring her on her show, so it was predictable. I just wanted to know that I was right so I clicked on the link that followed.

What kind of boring ass answer?

Oprah Winfrey?

Please Tyra, don't you know that everyone is jealous of Oprah?

And your whole lie-detecting episode was...interesting.

Everyone knew it wasn't real and you just wanted to find a reason to talk about yourself, like always.

Here's the scoop.

(Does anyone else think that she damn near might be Kimora's sister in this picture?)

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2.11.2009

AMERICA'S NEXT TOP FAILURE//

When someone has made a name in fashion, they should either stick with it or part ways.

Case in point: Tyra Banks.

Just viewed the upcoming contestants for the next cycle of America's Next Top Model (which is probably cycle 123,234,345 by this time) and I find nothing striking about them.

Knowing Tyra, she will either change their look, or add too much make-up and photoshop to make these girls look somewhat "model-esque," just to boost their self-esteem.

Which is only fair, since Tyra is known as that "young girl role model."

But seriously Tyra, after so many cycles and the fact that each season your show gets less and less viewers, maybe you should just stick to the talk show.

You could become the next Sally Jesse. Minus the red-framed glasses of course and the aging skin, since you'll probably look the same as you do now with cosmetic surgery advancing at the rate it is.

(After all, I like the mainstream Tyra talk-show host - not the fashion behemoth she portrays on Top Model, because we all know we can only take so many Tyra-pressions.)

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